Sorry, pundits: Sarah Palin never had anything to do with Bristol and Levi's engagement—or break-up.

The bar for closed cases is very high.

Levi Johnston bares all for Playgirl. The Johnston fame-whoring isn't funny any more; it's just sad.

Magazine newsstand sales are plummeting, and undeserving famous people are snatching up valuable media jobs. Oy vey.