The headlines for March 26, 2010.

Where’s Jane Lynch when you need her?

The Washington Post's Robin Givhan grants anonymity to two Desirée Rogers friends who don't want to upset the White House social secretary.

If AOL's new content-on-demand plan works, the more we want to read about the Salahis et al., the more there will be to read.

We keep giving wannabe celebrities the attention they crave.

They’re painful to watch because they're desperate to be liked.