The Onion: Woman Should Name Baby Before Being Allowed to Abort

Satirical newspaper The Onion reports on a new Arkansas law requiring women to name their unborn baby and paint a nursery for it before undergoing an abortion. One fatuous pundit notes that "it's just common sense that viewing an ultrasound image of a fetus and then painting a nursery either pink or blue helps give women the information they need to be sure they're making the right decision."