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Kristen Stewart and the History of Alt Teen Queens

A slide show of unexpected adolescent idols.

  • By Lauren Bans

Photograph of Kristen Stewart by Jason Merritt/Getty Images.

There are always the obvious teen idols—doll-faced girls with shows on the Disney channel, their own perfume lines, a forthcoming solo album, and weepy PR apologies when their nude pics emerge. They have managers, Twitter feeds, YouTube channels, and publicity-friendly courtships. They have a fluff-piece reservation in the tabloids every week.

Click here to read a slide show on dark-sided teen queens.

Then there are the stars who find unlikely popularity without paying homage to the merchandising machine, who espouse a more fuck-you attitude toward their celebrity status. Girls who have become unlikely pop idols in their own right for epitomizing the plight of the underdog in their movies, or if not the underdog exactly, at least some alternative—be it bitchy or geeky or tomboyish—to the bubblegum persona of Hollywood’s charmed.

They’re Hollywood’s dark teen queens. The current reigning misfit is Kristen Stewart, the star of a blockbuster teen franchise who allegedly skipped out on the New Moon wrap party to make out with her vampire boyfriend in a dark SoHo bar and constantly complains about the annoyances of celebdom rather than basking in it. Her most famous predecessor is Winona Ryder, who won hearts on-screen with her perfect depiction of the smart, lost, '90s everygirl undergoing a post-collegiate identity crisis in Reality Bites, while off-screen she dated questionably-coiffed rockstars and later indulged a hankering to shoplift. Then there are the goth heroines, like The Craft star Fairuza Balk, who used to own an occult store called Panpipes Magickal Marketplace, and Evan Rachel Wood, the out-of-control heroine of the movie Thirteen who spent her later teen years in the arms of Marilyn Manson. From Ally Sheedy to Christina Ricci, they’re the girls people love not because their face belongs on a lunchbox, but because they seem real.

Photo credits for the slide show as follows:

Kristen Stewart: Kevin Winter/Getty Images.

Winona Ryder: Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images.

Shannon Doherty: Scott Wintrow/Getty Images.

Christina Ricci: Jordan Strauss/Getty Images.

Fairuza Balk: David Livingston/Getty Images.

Evan Rachel Wood: Jason Kempin/Getty Images.

Ally Sheedy: Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images.

Thora Birch: Getty Images/Getty Images.

 

 

Comments

What? No Corey Flood?????

By: Anne Thrope | Wed, 12/09/2009 - 17:53

Where on EARTH is Lili Taylor on this list? Shannon Doherty made it and Lili Taylor didn't? Ridiculous!! If for NO other role than her iconic Corey Flood in "Say Anything" (65 songs about Joe - CLASSIC!)

I petition for her name to be added to this list! Anyone?

New Moon Reviews

By: Shaira T | Fri, 11/27/2009 - 21:40

There are lots of reasons for the cast to rejoice. But the most to celebrate is the record breaking that New Moon is taking after its opening. If you got payday loans for camping gear to wait days for tickets, it might have been a waste. That’s right, teenie-boppers and anyone else really into this whole vampire thing New Moon comes out Nov. 20th, and there are already New Moon reviews out. The consensus among critics is that the film – you’ll have to pardon the pun – really BITES. (How am I not supposed to make that joke?) Rotten Tomatoes along some of the really big reviewers have decided that the novelty has worn off, and are giving the film a hiding.

How about Ellen Page?

By: Siege | Tue, 11/24/2009 - 11:56

I think she deserved a slide in the show.

hits and misses

By: Sihaya | Tue, 11/24/2009 - 09:45

Heh, I love how Sheedy can't quite get rid of that "What the hell am I doing here?" eye tick while she poses at that Glamor magazine event.

What, no Theda Bara?

Ally Sheedy

By: kacrowde | Mon, 11/23/2009 - 22:21

I was so worried that Ally Sheedy was going to be omitted. She's the original, the template! Also other great Christina Ricci roles can be found in "200 Cigarettes," "All Over the Guy," and "The Opposite of Sex."

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