John Phillips

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Though Phillips has been dead since 2001, this year’s stunning revelation from daughter Mackenzie that the two had a “creepy, incestuous” relationship makes the Mamas and the Papas star “the worst person in the world.” He is additionally reviled for “injecting Mackenzie with heroin” and cannot even be saved with a “morally dubious” genius exception, as “his music isn’t good enough to buy at Goodwill.”