John Ensign

Nevada Sen. John Ensign ranks “pretty low on the list” because, even though it is “dodgy to have an affair with the wife of your top aide,” it is “klassy to cut her a check for $100,000” when the relationship is over and to try to get the cuckolded husband “some work.” (However tactful, it is a “bit iffy, legally speaking.”) Besides, with “that hair,” and “that tan,” his leathery visage almost “almost obliged him to be a creep.”

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